EVERY CHOICE IS LAVA EXCEPT THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES
Where are you going?
Quickly! Everyone! Choose the first option if you want to live!
I know a spot. I’ve got a warm feeling about jumping in cold lakes.
Wherever we want to go! I have inherited an airship, let’s be pirates in space.
As far as we shall ride on a long summer’s day.
Werner Herzog’s butt-dial instructs me to lay flat in the desert of my own hope.
Underground! We can climb down this hot, glowing rope. The volcano is my friend.
To the Palace of Reason! The Council will know what to do with this information.
Wrong! I’m putting on my anti-lava boots. Later, alligator!
Please. This is our final universe together. Don’t let it end like this!
No more games, Professor Manwolf. The options aren’t lava. What are you hiding?
We regret to inform you that, in the event of a tie, lava kills everyone.
Yes, even the ones who took the anti-lava boots. There were no batteries in them.